Today I was baking cookies and my mom came in the kitchen. This is how our conversation went:
Mom: "Did you hear the latest about Fergie? Princess Fergie...whatever she's being called."
Kinsey: "I just call her Fergie."
Mom: "Not the singer Fergie."
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Kinsey: (thinking) I feel stupid. "I thought you meant the singer. You mean Wales Fergie or wherever she is from???"
Mom: "England, yeah. She is having people pay to see Prince Andrew for like $10,000.00!"
Kinsey: "That's a pretty good idea."
Mom: "No, Kinsey, that's really bad."
Kinsey: "Oh, haha...I just call her Fergie."
Both of us: (more laughs)
I sort of felt like the dumb girls off the street when Jay Leno does his segment "Jaywalking."
I just call her the woman who pees her pants on stage and steals Josh Duhamel from me. But a rose by any other name... would still smell like pee and hottie.
ReplyDeleteThe other one I don't even have a name for because the tabloids can pretty much tear her to shreds without my help.
There is more than one set of parents who named their child Fergie? OH EM GEE.
ReplyDeleteHaha, the delight of unintelligible conversation, eh? :D
ReplyDeletePoor Fergie, I thought she was getting a nice sum of money from her ex but she doesn't get that much. I think they said something about only $20,000.00. Hey all she has to do is call Weight Watchers and ask for old job back.
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Tiffany
I would have loved to witness that conversation!
ReplyDeleteYa, it was one of those "tears in the eyes" laughing jags that we get around here! Pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteGotta love random conversations with mom.
ReplyDeleteWhatever Fergie you pick neither of them is a winner,lol.
Sounds like some of my mom and my conversations.
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