I have one thing left to do before the semester ends, and I don't want to do it. That is why I'm blogging right now. I would rather tell you about my weekend and Monday, instead of my homework.
So Friday I went golfing with some friends. We played Best Shot, and it was a lot of fun. I'm not a golfer (this was my second time) but I hit a few good shots. This picture is my first "Best Shot!"
That night my friend Andrea and her roommate Brooke came down to Winona to visit me. We all went out to the bars and then took a taxi to Wisconsin. While in Wisconsin, apparently this woman lifted up her female friend's shirt and started sucking on her ta-tas!!! I didn't see it happen...I was too busy dancing to the horrible karaoke singers. But GROSS!!!!
I worked on Saturday and then on Sunday. Now I have one more day of Pizza Hut left. It's on Thursday.
Today in my last Pilates class it smelled like feet. Sick. Like really smelly shoes. I felt like I was exercising in the 19 Kids and Counting's shoe closet. By the way, that's a lot of kids. I'm just saying.
So as I'm in the shell stretch position, I'm trying hard not to take deep breaths in and out and in and out. Then I thought it would be better to breathe than die, so I sucked it up and started breathing again. You would think I would have gotten used to the smell, but I didn't.
Well, there's my weekend and stinky Monday for you. Now I have to read through a bunch of Curling rules (yes, the sport), because that is what my group decided to make a website about. Curling. I know nothing about Curling and they use weird words like sheet, stone, skip, hack, hog line...what the heck did I get myself into??
Wisconsin, eh? Didn't know that was the new HQ for the lesbian movement...
ReplyDeleteBOO to stinky Mondays :( Sounds like you had a great weekend!!
ReplyDeleteCurling is the shit! Sorry I just had to get that out there. I suggest liberal use of pictures of John Morris (2010 Olympic Gold Medalist). If you need any help with the curling thing let me know. It's my favorite sport.
ReplyDeleteaww man, that reminded me of my friend's feet..bad memories. He took his shoes off and we're stuck in a car together.
ReplyDeleteYour classroom smelt of...feet? That is disgusting, I don't know how you coped! And, as for curling, really? Why on earth would anybody voluntarily make a website about curling, it's the most dull and pointless sport EVER?! Strange...anyway, hope you enjoy reading all about curling terminology, I feel your pain :)
ReplyDeleteUgh I don't think I could have laid there and breathed in and out and in and out through my nose if there was a serious feet smell. You are quite the brave one... curling terminology and all. Oh, and I will be marking Wisconsin off my to visit list.... just saying!
ReplyDeleteWow Kins, I don't talk to you for 2 days and look at the adventures you had!Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteDad and I went to see the "A Death At The Funeral." Pretty funny, some over-used bad language, but still we laughed a lot. You need to see it:) YFM
PS. I appreciate your choice of language in describing the anatomy...but ta-tas? Really?
Stinky Monday,lol. I don't think I would be able to exercise and breathe all that shoe smell.
ReplyDelete19 kids and don't forget.....counting. I think that woman is off her rocker. When it will be enough? It's getting ridiculous. The last baby hardly survived.
Kinsey, i've tagged you on my blog:) some blogger's meme or something. I don't really understand. Just letting you know..
ReplyDeleteOh my word I bursted out laughing at the 19 kids and counting comment. HA HA!
ReplyDeleteSo funny.
I like your blog, madam! Found my way over here through 20SB and am enjoying catching up on all your posts!