One in particular hit me the other day.
Why is it that handicapped bathroom stalls are the furthest away from the door?
It doesn't make any sense.
They get to park the closest to the stores, but they have to wheel themselves the farthest to poop.
Things that make me go, "hmmmmm."
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Monday, February 11, 2013
Monday, October 4, 2010
The "Shart" Confusion
At work today I overheard the funniest comment. One of my co-workers was having a discussion with another co-worker.
She said, "I sharted."
My eyes were wide with intrigue. Omigosh, did she just say what I thought she just just said?? Did she actually shart herself? Why is she sharing this embarrassing and disgusting act of flatulence/pooping herself?
Then she repeated herself to another co-worker who didn't hear her. So again she said, "I just sorted it."
I looked back to my work and smiled. She didn't shart herself...thank goodness. She was sorting out her order.
Bahahaha, I laughed inside until I sharted myself.
She said, "I sharted."
My eyes were wide with intrigue. Omigosh, did she just say what I thought she just just said?? Did she actually shart herself? Why is she sharing this embarrassing and disgusting act of flatulence/pooping herself?
Then she repeated herself to another co-worker who didn't hear her. So again she said, "I just sorted it."
I looked back to my work and smiled. She didn't shart herself...thank goodness. She was sorting out her order.
Bahahaha, I laughed inside until I sharted myself.
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