At work today I overheard the funniest comment. One of my co-workers was having a discussion with another co-worker.
She said, "I sharted."
My eyes were wide with intrigue. Omigosh, did she just say what I thought she just just said?? Did she actually shart herself? Why is she sharing this embarrassing and disgusting act of flatulence/pooping herself?
Then she repeated herself to another co-worker who didn't hear her. So again she said, "I just sorted it."
I looked back to my work and smiled. She didn't shart herself...thank goodness. She was sorting out her order.
Bahahaha, I laughed inside until I sharted myself.