I was baffled to hear that some Playboy Bunnies actually have a talk show on the radio. I guess anyone can get a radio show these days. Where do I sign up?
Seriously, these girls were about as smart as their plastic boobies. I was on the road with my best friend Andrea and her fiance Jeremy. He recently bought her an awesome new car. So as we were driving, Jeremy turned on Playboy Radio. At first Andrea and I couldn't stop laughing and making fun of the ladies.
They were talking about how big or small their heads were. Really??? Really??? Then one lady dropped the word "cranium" into her sentence. I think she did this so her listeners would think she had some sort of brain in her large head. Or was she the one with the small head?
One of the other ladies thought she said "cranial" - this was probably the first time she heard the word. After about 2 minutes of gabbing back and forth about her large "cranial" the first lady (haha, not Mrs. Obama) corrected the other Past Her Prime Playboy by saying that it was "cranium" and not "cranial."
Oh, how they thought that was funny. Andrea and I laughed too, and then sighed with relief that we are not those women.
Later in the show they were giving away panties.
Their own panties.
The panties that they were wearing.
So there the three of us sat listening to them pull down their pants and describe to the listeners what their panties looked like.
One pantie had a string hanging from it. The lady said that this pantie was five years old and the string represents the wear from it.
EWW! Throw those away! If you've been keeping and wearing underwear for five years...it's time to go to Vickie's Secret and buy some more!
A lot more things of little substance were said, and soon we arrived at our destination.
My conclusion: I feel A LOT better about myself after listening to those Booby Bunnies talk about, well, underwear.