Today I was baking cookies and my mom came in the kitchen. This is how our conversation went:
Mom: "Did you hear the latest about Fergie? Princess Fergie...whatever she's being called."
Kinsey: "I just call her Fergie."
Mom: "Not the singer Fergie."
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Kinsey: (thinking) I feel stupid. "I thought you meant the singer. You mean Wales Fergie or wherever she is from???"
Mom: "England, yeah. She is having people pay to see Prince Andrew for like $10,000.00!"
Kinsey: "That's a pretty good idea."
Mom: "No, Kinsey, that's really bad."
Kinsey: "Oh, haha...I just call her Fergie."
Both of us: (more laughs)
I sort of felt like the dumb girls off the street when Jay Leno does his segment "Jaywalking."