It's true, it really is, and I want to stop it.
Here's my plan. I think that restaurants should close before 11:00 pm, because people shouldn't be eating after 8:00 pm anyway. It's not healthy.
Since I waitress, I am serving people large pan meat lovers pizza at midnight. I am making them FAT!!!
I need to write to Obama and have him pass a bill or whatever to close restaurants earlier.
We need to join the fight against obesity!!! I don't care if people get the munchies or need drunk food after bar close. We can leave Erbert's and Gerbert's and Jimmy Johns open, because when you eat it you're not compromising your arteries.
As an added bonus...I wouldn't have to work until 1:00 am on Friday and Saturday nights. Which will make me very happy.