Saturday, March 20, 2010

Bathroom Wars

Last night I was in the bathroom of Market Street bar for the first time. I went in alone too. There are certain traits of a bar bathroom that make it or break it with me.

1. If the stall doors don't lock, break it.

2. If there is no mirror, break it.

Vice versa, make it, if those two rules apply.

Except for this one thing...while I was in the locked stall of Market Street, two girls ruined the bathroom experience for me. They weren't friendly, and they were talking smack about Winona! I kept my mouth shut, because I didn't want to start a rumble in the bathroom or anything, but now Market Street bathroom is not on my favorites list.

Bathroom stop 2: McCunes. Great bar! Good bathroom. All around good.

Bathroom stop 3: Brothers. Also very good. And the girls are always nice and talkative in the bathroom. So that's a plus. Especially when they are willing to take group photos of you and your friends.

Bathroom stop 4: Schydes. Ehhhh, I do NOT like this bathroom, but last night it was different because of the atmosphere. It has no mirror, and the stalls don't lock, and one time the stall door was off its hinges...c'mon people!

But...everyone is nice in there too. They hold stall doors for you when you don't have a buddy in there with you, and you can carry on a nice conversation with them too. As much as I hate their bathroom, I rate Schydes over Market Street, and will bad mouth the Market Street bathroom until otherwise convinced.


  1. I don't like Schydes either. Girls seem meaner.

  2. I always think you can test a person's worth in a public bathroom cuz generally everyone would just finish off their business calls and scramble off so if you have nice people around, you know they are more than who they are, outside.
    These are lessons learnt from the Gents though lol..


  3. Hahaha! You're so cute :) A bathroom post, who'da thought?!?!

  4. I still remember Schydes bathroom! I only used it once!

  5. Schydes is sooooo dirty...haha, but when you gotta go, you gotta go!

  6. This may be the very first time I have seen a public bathroom rating.